February 2012
37 posts
Is there a delivery service where beautiful women...
lifeofbk:
I’m not sure if i can get from my bed to the kitchen.
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adrianshhh:
best thing on the internet
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
heretoseethequeen:
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing....
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dorkstories:
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throughthechaos:
Sorry that I ask for band merch once in a while instead of $500 dollar dresses.
Sorry that I want to go to concerts maybe once every two months instead of partying every weekend.
Sorry that I spend my money on skinny jeans instead of drugs like so many other teens.
Sorry that I spend a lot of time in my room on my laptop...
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trophic:
trophic:
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
January 2012
31 posts
How Sherlock faked his death...
melissmine:
According to two very caffeine-addled and sleep deprived college students with nothing better to do.
And yes, I realize this is just a TV show but I’m trying to avoid filling out scholarship applications and this seemed the best way to accomplish that.
Cheers.
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misssmegggy:
Girls are like crayons.
The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used/passed around the most.
The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every…
Ergo ‘black’ crayons are worthless? I like racial humour as much as the next guy, but that’s a...